I was, like most teens in the late 1970s, a
big Saturday Night Live fan, so I rushed out to see a film featuring cast
members John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd, but when I first saw "The Blues
Brothers" I must admit I thought, "What a stupid film! It was nothing but blues music and car
crashes." But I saw it again with friends and thought, "Hmmm, blues
music and car crashes." And then I saw it a third time. "What an
awesome film! Nothing but blues music and car crashes!"
But the film does have something besides
blues music and car crashes. It has churches, which is why I'm writing about it
here. As always, we're here to review the churches in the movie rather than the
movie itself.
We first see a ministry of the
Catholic Church, rather than a church proper: an orphanage.
The Saint Helen of the Blessed
Shroud Orphanage was where Jake and Elwood Blues, the Blues Brothers, were
raised. When Jake is released from Joliet Prison, Elwood picks him up and takes
him there. Jake objects, but Elwood tells him, "You promised to visit the
Penguin you got out. You can't lie to a nun." (The Penguin is their
nickname for the nun who runs the orphanage, the Sister Mary Stigmata.)
The stairs to the Sister's office
are dominated by a rather terrifying crucifix. Sister Mary Stigmata welcomes the
Brothers home and soon informs them that the orphanage came up $5000 short in
their tax assessment. The Archbishop wants to sell the orphanage to the Board
of Education and send the Sister to the mission field.
Jake offers to get the money for
her, but the Sister rightly assumes he plans to steal it and hits him with a
ruler. Which causes Jake to swear. So she hits him again. Which causes Elwood
to swear, so she hits him. Much swearing and hitting ensues. The brothers flee
and the Sister yells after them, "Such a disappointing pair, I prayed so
hard for you. The two young men I raised to obey the Ten Commandments come back
as two thieves with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. Get out and don't come
back, until you've redeemed yourselves."
So what do I think of the Church as
represented by the Good Sister? She does live up (down?) to the common cliché
of nuns as ruthless disciplinarians. She doesn't seem to be living life with a
WWJD bracelet. On the other hand, she is one of only two people who cared for
the young Blues Brothers, which should count for something.
The other person who cared for them
was the orphanage maintenance man, Curtis (played by Cab Calloway). When the Brothers meet with him, he
reprimands them for swearing at the Penguin. He then tells Jake he should,
"Get wise. You get to church."
Jake responds, "I don't want to
listen to no jive-a** preacher talk to me about heaven and hell."
But soon Jake and Elwood are on
their way to the Triple Rock Baptist Church pastored by the Reverend Cleophus
(the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.) Elwood tells Jake, "We've got to
make that move toward redemption. We've got to go to church."
Jake and Elwood appear to be the
only two white people there when they enter the Triple Rock. A neon cross
decorates the wall with the motto, "There is Power in the Cross."
There is also stained glass and a river painted in the front of the church (the
River Jordan, perhaps). The Reverend is indeed preaching about eternal destiny,
mourning lost souls and warning that "the day of the Lord cometh as a
thief in the night."
Then the music kicks in; loud,
raucous Gospel music, exhorting the congregation to "Preach the Word! All
the way! Feel it! Know it! Raise your voices!" All are singing exuberantly
and many are dancing with abandon.
Elwood looks at Jake who looks
shaken, asking, "Jake, are you all right?"
Jake is more than all right. He sees
a light from heaven and suddenly seems full of joy. He cartwheels down the
aisle and the Reverend asks if he's seen the light. Jake has.
Jake tells Elwood that God has shown
them how they can earn the money for the orphanage legally. They can put
together the old band. Elwood joins him in praise, proclaiming, "God bless
the United States of America!" Both dance.
The Brothers leave the church
changed. As Elwood says many times, "We're on a mission from God."
Jake puts it another way, "Well, me and the Lord, we have an
understanding."
So my evaluation of these churches?
The ministry of the Catholic Church doesn't come across as fun exactly, but
they do step in to help some kids that no one else cared for. As for the Triple
Rock Baptist Church? It's pretty awesome.
Triple Rock gets 4 Steeples.
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