On Small
Screen
I almost wonder if there is some
technical problem with getting film cameras to work in West Virginia. I found a
film set in West Virginia, free on Amazon, starring Peter Weller (yes, the man who
played Buckaroo Banzai and Robocop, so one of the best actors ever), 1986's A Killing Affair. So I watched it. It
was obviously made with a low budget, but it did have some interesting scenes
for movie churches. John Glover (of Robocop 2) plays a fundamentalist preacher quite willing to preach about the need
for women to submit to their husbands, but as for husbands loving their wives
as Christ loved the church... Not so much. If I was giving out Steeple Ratings
for the minister and his church in the film, he'd probably have to settle for
one. But when I went to look up where this "West Virginia" film was
made, it was filmed in Georgia.
Mindy and I were in Coalwood, WestVirginia, the setting of a much beloved film about boys in a coal town
encouraged to pursue science, 1999's October Sky. It's a true story, so surely the film makers would want to go to the
original location. Nope. It was filmed in Tennessee.
In Point Pleasant, West Virginia,
there have been bizarre local legends about a mansized bird that terrorized the
country side. So in 2002, when a film, The Mothman Prophecies, was made starring Richard Gere (not as the creature),
it was filmed, of course, in Pennsylvania.
There have been a series of no less
than six awful films about hillbilly cannibals set in West Virginia. They're
called Wrong Turn (the original) and
then 2:Dead End, 3:Left for Dead, 4:Bloody Beginnings,5:Bloodlines, and 6:Last Resort.
I'm happy to say I haven't seen any of these films, especially because they
were all filmed in Canada. A film I have seen, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, is a spoof of movies like the Wrong Turn films. It's a clever and
funny film which is set in West Virginia -- but was also filmed in Canada.
You will be glad to hear that there
is at least one major motion picture that is set in West Virginia and even
filmed in West Virginia. 2006's We Are Marshall, starring Matthew McConaughey, is about the football team of
Marshall University which was lost in a plane crash. It's a rare chance to see
West Virginia in a feature film.
On
the big screen
We went to the movies in the state
capital, Charleston. The Park Palace seems to be aiming for complete automation,
but the ticket selling machine was broken so we bought tickets from the nice
cashier. She also sold popcorn cups and soda cups for the self-serve machines.
If they can figure out a way to automate cup dispensing, The Park Palace might
become a human free place (except, perhaps, for the customers).
The film we saw, My Name is Doris, starred Sally Field as
an elderly woman with a crush on a young co-worker. It does open with a scene
in a church, a funeral in which a useless pastor talks about the deceased only
as a mother. This church would also only earn one Steeple.
The film seems to believe that
Millennials are the sole users of Facebook. The film also apparently could not
get the rights to Facebook so the screenshots are nothing like the real site.
Also a hip new term used by the young people is "doners" for when one
is finished with a relationship. I got the feeling the script was written to be
current but took a decade to reach production.
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