The New Movie Churches Rating System

The powers that be have decided to establish a new rating system for Movie Church Reviews. I'd been using Thumbs Up and Thumps Downs but I'm afraid that the Siskel/Ebert Estates might raise copyright issues. So the new system will rate films on a 1 - 4 church system.

 

One of these churches will stand for a bad church. Two churches will stand for a mediocre church. Three for a good church. And four for an excellent church. No churches will not be an option. Check out how many churches Montgomery Cliff as a priest and his church receive this Thursday as we review the church and clergy in Alfred Hitchcock's "I Confess".